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(no subject) [Jan. 19th, 2009|08:33 pm]
Lizzy Borden
The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me! My choice. For you.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make!
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done this year.
- You have no clue what it's going to be. It may be a story. It may be poetry (or not). I may draw or paint (or, more likely in my case take a photo) something. I may bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure!
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

The catch? Oh, the catch is that you have to repost. We can all make stuff!
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...my baby... [Jul. 17th, 2007|08:46 am]
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By babyshere.com baby shower invitations

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test [May. 1st, 2007|06:22 pm]
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by ~Lentzy
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Dolly dreams [Apr. 4th, 2007|07:34 pm]
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im sorry but i didn't know [Oct. 20th, 2005|02:56 pm]
Lizzy Borden
[Current Mood |numbnumb]

It's really upsetting to realize you have grown apart and didn't even notice.
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Blind. [Oct. 1st, 2005|04:17 pm]
Lizzy Borden
[Current Mood |productive]

So today I have done a lot of thinking.

I have discovered that if you concentrate on the things in your life that aren't the way you want them to be that you will be totally blind to the things that are great in your life.
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... [Sep. 24th, 2005|11:30 am]
Lizzy Borden
[Current Mood |annoyedannoyed]
[Current Music |Number 2 by Blur]

i wanna grab my camera and run for the coast. i dreamt about his fucking ex wife last night. and that makes me crazy.
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Someone call Internet Anonymous [Sep. 18th, 2005|08:57 pm]
Lizzy Borden
[Current Mood |ditzyaddicted]

I need to be 86'd from the internet. I think I am an addict.
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cute [Sep. 3rd, 2005|09:30 am]
Lizzy Borden
Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.

"Why?" you may ask? Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

Remember: A good friend will help you move, but a really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...
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Take lots with alcohol [Sep. 2nd, 2005|10:58 pm]
Lizzy Borden
[Current Mood |pissed offpissed off]

So I am sitting at my desk talking to Alysha about how fucked up life is and pondering on the days events. I glance over at one of my many prescriptions and the label says, "Take as needed for pain." If I took one for everything that caused me pain today the fucking bottle would be gone. All 180 of them. If I squint my eyes just right I would swear it says, "Take lots with Alcohol." Maybe that is just what I want it to say. Maybe if my stupid fucking friends would call me when there are supposed or say they will it wouldn't matter what the label said.

So tonight, after smoking what feels like a pack of cigarettes (only 5 or 6), I raise my glass to:

-People who say they'll call and never do
-Stolen Ideas
-Jason's "Platinum" front teeth
-Alysha, "the Pocket Dweller"
-Girls who try and steal my identity
-Having my dads gf treat me like shit
-AND my dad allowing it

*Clink**Clink* You can have the glass. Give me the bottle.
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